i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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