It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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