I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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