I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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