I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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