my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Pants are for mortals
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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