Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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