fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Dick very happy bro
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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