The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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