Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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