Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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