Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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