Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
