was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
