Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
