Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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