hotel room ftw
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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