Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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