He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
