Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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