woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Life without a bra equals bliss.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
