Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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