Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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