I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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