Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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