Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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