She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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