i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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