I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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