just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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