I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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