I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
