So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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