Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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