She announced her abortion via fbk
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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