you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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