it wasn't lemon gatorade
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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