Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
