she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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