his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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