Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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