Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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