my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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