all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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