Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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