When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Randomize
