Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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