so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
