I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
how can u be prego again
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just googled if crying burns calories
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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