Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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