she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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