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Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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