do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Randomize
