Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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