i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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