note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
accomplished twins. life is a go
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
do nipples grow back?
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