Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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