do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you traded sex for a burrito?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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