I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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