Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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