I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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