White coat. Heels.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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