The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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