if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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