its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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